ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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