She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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