I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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