Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I need to align my fucking chakras
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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