Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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