I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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