and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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