so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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