Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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