he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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