I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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