I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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