bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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