quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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