I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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