What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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