Just mADE A PArabola og urine
vagina is talking i cant
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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