Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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