I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
