win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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