Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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