everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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