So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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