STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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