But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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