Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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