sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Shame - the story of my life.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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