Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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