it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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