I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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