Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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