Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Randomize
