Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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