is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
two words: eviction party
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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