Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
The beer is more important than you right now.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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