matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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