Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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