you win again, gameday.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
