I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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