Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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