Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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