She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Your cock deserves a montage
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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