just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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