Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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