she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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