you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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