New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
its liver damage thursday
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
