But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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