wrigley field is MILF paradise
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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