let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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