4 words: hood of his car
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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